Jesse and the Heartbreakers

Sure, they dance like the stereotypical white boy with no awareness of rhythm and they sing like dogs being neutered (sans pain killers), but they are so handsome. What they lack in musical knowledge and talent is compensated for via sheer volume and enthusiasm. Surely the world is ready for the next overhyped boy band. Think of the poster sales and the millions of preteen girls buying the enthralling and enriching biographies (all 8 pages worth) of these wise young celebrity A-Listers. Someone has to start thinking about my retirement. Any better ideas?